Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Number 3 man

The attraction factor he’s the perfect choice if you’re the sensible type looking to let your hair down. His sexual behaviour straddles the fins line between uninhibited and wild (sex up a tree, over the kitchen worktops – yes please).
Frankly, this man doesn’t give a stuff about what anyone think.

In love when he’s single and roving, number 3 is a real slob.
Left to his own devices it’s a case of green furry plates under the bed, empty special brew cans strewn across the room, spewing ashtray and dirty washing stuffed in Tesco bags.

But he’s not stupid. As soon as there’s a woman on the scene he gets the vacuum out so by the time you get to snoop in his bathroom cabinet his place will be spotless, there’ll be freshly squeezed orange juice in his fridge and even fresher sheets on his bed.

In love, number 3 is good fun, energetic and witty. Evidently love gives him the rocket up the backside that he needs. And the added bonus with number 3 is that he’s a demon under the duvet, so the only question you need to ask yourself is : can you handle it/ oh, go on then.


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